The House of the Scorpion

hey y'all! wassup?! lolz. lauren here! obviously! duh. okay, so for adv. language arts at school, we have to read this book called The House of the Scorpion. it is possibly the gayest book i have EVER read! the main character, Matt, is pathetic! he blacked all b/c he was a freaking retard and jumped straight onto a bunch of glass!! and he's a jackass. he is soo mean to maria, even after she helps save him! and he is even worse at El Patron's/his bday *matt's a clone, btw* ya, well, so, all-in-all, gayest book ever! ha.