The House of the Scorpion

hey y'all! wassup?! lolz. lauren here! obviously! duh. okay, so for adv. language arts at school, we have to read this book called The House of the Scorpion. it is possibly the gayest book i have EVER read! the main character, Matt, is pathetic! he blacked all b/c he was a freaking retard and jumped straight onto a bunch of glass!! and he's a jackass. he is soo mean to maria, even after she helps save him! and he is even worse at El Patron's/his bday *matt's a clone, btw* ya, well, so, all-in-all, gayest book ever! ha.

Fires and Parades!

okay, so i know, the two topics in my title have freakign nothign to do w/ eachother, but, i didn't want to do two seperate posts, so i just put them together. okay, so first things first, the "fire" at my school on Wed. man that was fun! mr.vanpelt was telling my class how, when he was in the 8th grade, that there was a "fire", kind-a like ours. and there wsa a sevy who was taking a shower whne the alarm went off. so he ran outside, and get this, w/ just a towel on!!! how funny is that? we were all laughing really hard!! :)
I went to the Homecoming Parade today w/ Vic. we had a ton of fun. but even better than that, is that i got a butt load of candy. so, if on monday, i come in acting high, it's cause of the candy. :) i also saw Frau Hume at the parade, it was really weird! and i saw pat, sydney, 123 ;), and ketchup. *u know what? ketchup is up for homecoming king! ha, i saw that, and i was like, no surprise there!!*

Random Post

okay, so i was wanting to write a new post, butt i had no idea what about. so was trying to think of a topic, when, all of a sudden, harry potter just kind-a popped into my head. so this post, as weird as it seems, will be about harry potter. ahaha. :) i love harry potter. it is my favorite book series, as well as my favorite movies. k, so i am a bit over,ly obbcessed w/ harry potter. i know practically everything there is to know about hp. ask me almost anything, and i will know it. pat learned that the hard way. haha. my favorite character ,surprisingly enough, is draco malfoy. ya, i know, *gasp!* not that big a deal. he's pretty cool. and he's not acctually all that bad. he and harry have their differences, and so they can be a little...violent...but, he's just a frightened kid. u can really see that in the 6th book. my next fav is ginny. she's "brilliant, she's smart, funny, attractive..." "attractive??" "you know, she has nice...skin" "so you're saying dean is dating my sister for her skin??" "no, i'm just saying it could be a contributing factor" "...hermione's got nice skin" "i've never really noticed. but ya, i guess so" lol. quotes from the movie between ron and harry about ginny and hermione. :D ahh...two boys in love! <3
WORD, PEACE OUT, MY HOME SKILLET BISKET!! *lol, amber, sarah, mickayla. :)*

School

okay, well, i don't know bout ya'll, but i really cannot wait for school to start! i am soo excited. i don't really know what team i want to be on. my says she wants me on silver, but idk. altho i would be prepaired to bet that i am gonna end up on green again. as long as i have my friends on my team, i don't really care tho. as long as it's not like last year where i had, like, no friends on my team. and by the end of the year, i was friends w/ almost ever person on my team. and i am also prepaired to bet that colin is gonna end up on my team, again. and his locker is gonna be next to mine, again. i mean really, does the world want us to be a couple that bad. b/c i'm guessing yes. and if u've seen what i have been put throught w/ him, u would say so too, trust me. altho, i do have to admit that i did like him back when i first met him, and then i acctually met him. lol. not so much anymore...;) i really do hope that i have tons of my friends, b/c they couldn't all possiblly be on one team. i have too many friends!!!! lol:) tell me ur thoughts about school. just leave a comment.

PEACE OUT, GURL SCOUT!!!

My Friends from School: part 2

okay, this is my follow up post to my previous one. i will tell u some more about muh buddies!!! okay. well, since i started w/ a guy last time, i'll start w/ a girl this time. okay, well, then i guess i'll tell ya'll bout muh buddie courtney/beth. she is this totally awsome, freakishly smart, saxaphone playing girl!!!! lol. she LOVES her sax sooo much!! like, i am not even exaggerating. as a matter of fact, i think i'm not stressing it enough. ;D but that's okay, u get my point. haha. courtney/beth also enjoys her harry potter!! and starwars!! and lord of the rings!! lol. nerdfests 1, 2, & 3!!!!!! :) *and danny, the dinosaur, as well as the real danny, loves me more than u!!!* okay, now that that is over w/, let me tell ya'll about another friend of mine. his name is danny. now, he's not the coolest guy u'll ever meet, but he can be okay and berable at times. but only when he's in a good mood, which is anytime he's anywhere near me. haha. he is a stalker and a poser and he tried to call courtney a poser!! it was toatlly crazy. b/c, reality: gangstahs: courtney, margaret, me. danny's reality: him, margaret,me. notice the similarities, and only slight differences. haha. ya, they don't like eachother very much. but someone danny REALLY doesn't like is morgan. lunch, good timees, good times. okkayyy, next friend. uumm...well, not. okay, lindsey/leanne, i will talk about u next. lindsey is courtney's twin sister. but to let u in on a secret, they couldn't more diff. one does band, the other does strings. they do both sing, but ones a saprano, and ones an alto. many differences between the two. but there are some similarities. don't get me wrong. but still....okay. well, i think it's time for me to shine the limelight on someone else. hhmm....let's go w/............nathan. he is super cool!! he is possible on of my best friends ever. i just met him last year, and yet, i feel likie o've known him forever. he is sooo much fun to be around. he's funny, he's nice, and he's not one of those cool, and don't get me wrong, he is cool, but he's not one of those cool guys that are total jerks! i hate those kinds of ppl. but he's toatlly not like that. okay, last friend, hhmmmm.....well i could do....no, no,,hhhmmm...oh! well how bout....oh, never mind. ooo, ooo, ooo!! i got one!! i can do the incredibly ANOUYING allyson ralls!!!!! lol. jk allyson, u know i love u! haha. and our fat men. :))) so, allyson can be a pretty violent person at times, and those times would be usually. sometimes i feel bad for matt, but then i remember wat he did at the grand ave temple, and that all goes away! haha. and my knee still hurts!!! but brandon is sooo much nicer! but he can still be a butt. esspecially on the bus for vbs. jerk. u threw the paper right in my face. not cool. and don't u two know that ur not supposed to hit a girl! ooooo, wait, prob, b/c then that would mena that i couldn't hit matt. :'((( haha. well, sry this was such a lllooonnnggg post. lol. but i've got lots to post, so check back reguarly to see if there's anything new. and if u have any ideas, i'll put up a post for that so tha i get can get some ideas for future posts. c ya!! <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

My friends from school: part 1

i have tons *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* of friends. and i couldn't possibly post them all. so i'll just name a few. now, i have friends at both school and church. but this post is about some of my friends from school, so i think i'll just get started now. well, i can't think of any1 better to start w/ than colin, call me crazy, b/c i know u will, but that's where i'm gonna start. colin is, very surprisingly, one of my BEST friends. we both love NASCAR and blowing stuff up, and stupid boy stuff that, technically speaking, i shouldn't be interested in, but i am, so sue me. haha. we used to, like, hate eachother. bt during our 7th grade year, we started to hang out more and get closer *AS FRIENDS!!!!.* now, one of my other best friends is allison. i love her, and we both have our own danny w/ magical love giraffe powers, b/c, allison i strangely allergic to love birds, so we had to inprovise. lol. another really good friend is max. *just a friend, allison.....* and u wanna know the weird thing, i met max in 4th grade. we were best friends for a summer. then i never saw him again until 6th hour social studies of my 7th grade year. i doubt he even remembers that summer, the only reason i do is b/c i remeber have the biggest possible crush on him!! which is really ironic if u knew me last year. lol. another good friend is kylie *or ky, or bonez, or even kyle, if u remember back far enough.* i love her to death. i would do just about anything for this crazy child!! but i swear, i've seen her get high off of water!!! and u don't even want to think about her when she's had, i think, 5 laffy taffy's. RUN FOR UR LIFE IS MORE LIKE IT!!!! haha. but i still love her. she is such a good friend! and we are both Harry Potter geeks and proud of it!! oh ya! go hp! lol. one last friend. hhmmm...tough choice. i don't know which on to choose. maybe i'll come back and write another post of my friends from school. :)))) okay, i got one. it's another guy, big surprise!! lol. but hey, most of my friends are guys. they're who i grew up w/. so this friend's name is....*drum roll plz!!!!!*....ethan. *big shocker there!!* so ya, ethan. he is possible one of the bestt frinds that i have ever had. and, oddly enough, he's also my ex-boy friend. now, i know wat ur thinking. ex-boy friend DOES NOT = best friend. but i this case it does. but he was my best friend b4 the relationship, so he's my best friend after the relationship. well, it makes sence to me. and to him. so iz all good. okay, my post is like, wayyyy long now, so i think i'm gonna stop tping right.....about.......now.

All About Me, Myself, and I!!!!!!!! *lol*

Well, as you prob guessed, this is post is about me. I'll tell you somethings about me that you may or may not know. So let's start slow. My name is Lauren. I am a teenager, and sometimes i think it drives my parents up the wall and then over the edge having 2 teenagers in the house. haha. I love the Jayhawks and i HATE the Nebraska Corn Huskers w/ all of my heart!!! *yes trevor, i did just say that* :)))) I also love NASCAR! It is my fav sport! My favorite driver is Kevin Harvick, #29 Shell. But, i must say, he's having a pretty suckish season this year. Carl Edwards, #99 Aflac, is awsome, too, tho. My fav color is green, I hate the color pink, and i don't like the color purple, either. Yes, i know, it's weird, I hate pink, and purple. 'It's like I'm not a girl.' 'Are you really a girl??' ya, ya, ya. i've heard it all b4. *mainly from colin, ethan, and matt. lol* I have a pretty big fam. I have 4 siblings. Andrea, Jordan, Jenny, and Johnathon *yes, i know, his name is spelled weird, but i did not spell it wrong. My daddy spelled it weird on purpose. altho the reason i do not know*, and my mommy and daddy. So feel free to comment and tell me a little bit about you. :)))))

LOVE YA!!!!!!!